Preggo my Eggo Update: 32 weeks down, eight to go. People, delight terminate trying to volition my vagina to expel things.
Dear human at the gym: Hi. I only desire to allow yous know that I tin run into you. Yes, you. Unfortunately, your ability to brand yourself invisible has worn off. No, I am non going to larn into undertaking today. No, yous staring at my tummy the entire fourth dimension I am on the treadmill enjoying an episode of H5N1 Baby Story volition non volition me to larn into labor. Also, when yous survive tegument your eyes off my belly long plenty to lurk at my TV enshroud instead of your own, entirely to run into a babe coming out of a woman's vagina, it is non OK to hold off horrified. How just create yous intend pregnancy ends? The stork is a myth, BTW.
Dear Me at the gym: People intend yous are crazy. Yes, they do. Though yous are all hormonal from the pregnancy stuff, it is non OK to scream when something super sugariness happens on TV, similar a human who was deployed acre his married adult woman gave nativity returning abode too seeing his babe for the start time. Everyone at the gym is non watching what yous are watching too they only intend yous are only about lunatic important adult woman who can't proceed her schmidt together. Knock it off. And halt watching H5N1 Baby Story for f*cks sake!
Dear Me at the gym: People intend yous are crazy. Yes, they do. Though yous are all hormonal from the pregnancy stuff, it is non OK to scream when something super sugariness happens on TV, similar a human who was deployed acre his married adult woman gave nativity returning abode too seeing his babe for the start time. Everyone at the gym is non watching what yous are watching too they only intend yous are only about lunatic important adult woman who can't proceed her schmidt together. Knock it off. And halt watching H5N1 Baby Story for f*cks sake!
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