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So this happened...

The other day, The Quiet Contemplator was drawing all sweetness in addition to quietly yesteryear herself spell ADD Daddy in addition to I watched TV. After around intense function on a detail project, she brought her latest creation over for me to admire. Beaming ear-to-ear amongst pride at her newest function of art, she thrust this into my face:

Um...pretty?

My hear straightaway went to the business office inward Superbad where Seth confessed that inward bird schoolhouse he had a stage where he couldn't create anything but describe dicks all day. I got a piddling twitchy in addition to said, "Wow. that is a actually adept drawing. You should larn exhibit it to Daddy."

So she proudly turned to exhibit Daddy her drawing of a gigantic dong. Daddy looked at the drawing, got a piddling sweaty in addition to pale in addition to said, "Oh. Wow. What is it?" She said something unintelligible in addition to scampered off. We both sat on the couch silently freaking out, non certain what to brand of the fact though our immature lady had only made an incredibly accurate artistic portrayal of a man's jiggly bits.

You know, inward the long run, I am sort of impressed. That is 1 fine looking schlong, if I create tell in addition to then myself.