Dearest Duchess
Dearest Duchess,
Hey at that topographic point Katiepoo. Congrats on your womb existence filled amongst the fruits of Willie's loins. It must hold upwards simply about heavy shit asset inwards the heir to a throne as well as all. I mean, I was simply asset inwards 2 babies that people would hold upwards all thrilled didn't terminate upwards spreading pixie dust on the Tilt-A-Whirl or barking for the yak woman, thus I can't fifty-fifty imagine gestating the futurity manful somebody monarch or queen of England. Dang.
Sorry to listen most your morning time sickness, BTW. Just because y'all volition literally hold upwards hurling at a gilt throne doesn't brand tossing your cookies whatever easier. And having to launch your dejeuner all twenty-four hr menstruation as well as and thus receive got 50 1000000 photogs stalking your every deed when y'all simply desire to striking the A&P to larn simply about Sprite as well as Goldfish crackers has to actually blow. Do they fifty-fifty receive got Goldfish inwards jolly former E-town? If not, I am hella sorry, girl. That shit got me through the showtime trimester inwards both of my pregnancies. Hit me upwards amongst your addy as well as I volition post simply about your mode along amongst simply about two-buck chuck to celebrate amongst come upwards d-day.
A few tips on staying graceful inwards the spotlight spell your hips spread as well as your confront bloats:
Anywho. Congrats on the preggo, sad your eggo is sort of starting out equally a dick/bitch. My instant did also as well as I know how many caprine animal balls it sucks. Don't worry, it volition larn better. Or not. Either way, hang inwards there.
PS: I promise the infant gets your expert looks. Though Wills used to hold upwards the hot one, Harry has totally taken that ball as well as ran amongst it spell your hubs has gotten sort of long inwards the face. Don't worry, he was adorable upwards until 5 years ago, thus I am certain all volition hold upwards well…
Cheers,
The Beer Bitch
Hey at that topographic point Katiepoo. Congrats on your womb existence filled amongst the fruits of Willie's loins. It must hold upwards simply about heavy shit asset inwards the heir to a throne as well as all. I mean, I was simply asset inwards 2 babies that people would hold upwards all thrilled didn't terminate upwards spreading pixie dust on the Tilt-A-Whirl or barking for the yak woman, thus I can't fifty-fifty imagine gestating the futurity manful somebody monarch or queen of England. Dang.
Sorry to listen most your morning time sickness, BTW. Just because y'all volition literally hold upwards hurling at a gilt throne doesn't brand tossing your cookies whatever easier. And having to launch your dejeuner all twenty-four hr menstruation as well as and thus receive got 50 1000000 photogs stalking your every deed when y'all simply desire to striking the A&P to larn simply about Sprite as well as Goldfish crackers has to actually blow. Do they fifty-fifty receive got Goldfish inwards jolly former E-town? If not, I am hella sorry, girl. That shit got me through the showtime trimester inwards both of my pregnancies. Hit me upwards amongst your addy as well as I volition post simply about your mode along amongst simply about two-buck chuck to celebrate amongst come upwards d-day.
A few tips on staying graceful inwards the spotlight spell your hips spread as well as your confront bloats:
- Black. All Black. All the time. Seriously.
- Wear the crown everywhere y'all become from immediately on. People volition hold upwards less probable to break the Dorito stains on your shirt amongst that bling on your head.
- Always stand upwards side yesteryear side to the queen when possible. Because damn volition she brand y'all hold off expert inwards comparison.
- Get a lot of "future queen/king inwards training" t-shirts. Because no 1 else tin plough over the axe clitoris that off without looking similar a douche canoe.
Anywho. Congrats on the preggo, sad your eggo is sort of starting out equally a dick/bitch. My instant did also as well as I know how many caprine animal balls it sucks. Don't worry, it volition larn better. Or not. Either way, hang inwards there.
PS: I promise the infant gets your expert looks. Though Wills used to hold upwards the hot one, Harry has totally taken that ball as well as ran amongst it spell your hubs has gotten sort of long inwards the face. Don't worry, he was adorable upwards until 5 years ago, thus I am certain all volition hold upwards well…
Cheers,
The Beer Bitch