The x Commandments of Marriage
Thou shalt larn to maketh thine ain bed. Thou did prevarication inwards it, in addition to thou shalt give-up the ghost inwards if thou was the final 1 inwards it. It doesn't magically brand itself every day. I promise.
If thou would similar the skidmarks removed from thou's underwear, in addition to therefore thou shalt position them into the laundry hamper. The Goddess does non choice upwards thou's dingy drawers or socks. (Note to all, exercise non Google ikon "skidmark". Ever. Seriously. Shivers.)
Thou shalt non comment on the cost of the Goddess' accessories. If y'all tin purchase $100 worth of "research material" for thou's fantasy baseball game draft, I tin sho' nuff purchase myself a Michael Kors handbag. End of discussion.
Thou shalt listen. Thou shalt too hear. This way y'all tin non melody out all requests to exercise household chores amongst your especial "selective hearing" setting. I know your donkey heard me the showtime time.
Before thou met The Goddess, thou was able to sustain thineself through food. Thou must sometimes exhibit this yesteryear character to appease The Goddess. Takeout is acceptable. Actually, y'all suck at cooking. Takeout is preferred.
If thou wanteth to catch the holyland, thou ameliorate pay homage to The Goddess that permits access to it first. Wine in addition to chocolate are acceptable forms of homage.
If thou covets to a greater extent than or less other man's wife, thou volition swiftly lead keep thou's penis removed. Lorena ain't the exclusively 1 who tin wield a carving knife.
If thou has non provided sustenance for thine identify unit of measurement for the evening, thou has no tell inwards what sustenance has been provided. If y'all don't similar it, don't consume it.
Thou shalt non give-up the ghost out of a project only yesteryear doing a shitty project at it. I lead keep fallen for that crap before. Groceries aren't that difficult to purchase. Now give-up the ghost thou's donkey dorsum to the shop in addition to give-up the ghost the calorie-free cream cheese. Fat complimentary tastes similar shit.
Thou shalt non ignore the Goddess' live orders. The 3rd fourth dimension I lead keep to enquire y'all to ready the dishwasher, I am putting all of the dingy dishes inwards your underwear drawer.
If thou would similar the skidmarks removed from thou's underwear, in addition to therefore thou shalt position them into the laundry hamper. The Goddess does non choice upwards thou's dingy drawers or socks. (Note to all, exercise non Google ikon "skidmark". Ever. Seriously. Shivers.)
Thou shalt non comment on the cost of the Goddess' accessories. If y'all tin purchase $100 worth of "research material" for thou's fantasy baseball game draft, I tin sho' nuff purchase myself a Michael Kors handbag. End of discussion.
Thou shalt listen. Thou shalt too hear. This way y'all tin non melody out all requests to exercise household chores amongst your especial "selective hearing" setting. I know your donkey heard me the showtime time.
Before thou met The Goddess, thou was able to sustain thineself through food. Thou must sometimes exhibit this yesteryear character to appease The Goddess. Takeout is acceptable. Actually, y'all suck at cooking. Takeout is preferred.
If thou wanteth to catch the holyland, thou ameliorate pay homage to The Goddess that permits access to it first. Wine in addition to chocolate are acceptable forms of homage.
If thou covets to a greater extent than or less other man's wife, thou volition swiftly lead keep thou's penis removed. Lorena ain't the exclusively 1 who tin wield a carving knife.
If thou has non provided sustenance for thine identify unit of measurement for the evening, thou has no tell inwards what sustenance has been provided. If y'all don't similar it, don't consume it.
Thou shalt non give-up the ghost out of a project only yesteryear doing a shitty project at it. I lead keep fallen for that crap before. Groceries aren't that difficult to purchase. Now give-up the ghost thou's donkey dorsum to the shop in addition to give-up the ghost the calorie-free cream cheese. Fat complimentary tastes similar shit.
Thou shalt non ignore the Goddess' live orders. The 3rd fourth dimension I lead keep to enquire y'all to ready the dishwasher, I am putting all of the dingy dishes inwards your underwear drawer.