Dear Victoria's Secret Models
Dear Victoria's Secret Models,
Please halt having children. Seriously. Stop. Stop wearing bikinis when y'all are xl weeks pregnant. Stop proverb y'all gave nascency naturally inward your bathtub too it was pain-free. Stop posting pictures of yourself breastfeeding. Stop proverb bottle feeding should move illegal. Stop proverb y'all did zippo to lose the weight but breastfeed. Stop running the catwalk vi weeks afterwards y'all order birth. Stop giving your idiotic opinions on kid rearing.
Just stop.
Let us normal gals retain only a shred of our dignity afterwards nosotros accept a babe yesteryear shutting the fuck upward virtually your pregnancies too post-birth experiences/bodies. We larn it. You accept the genes of a God, never gained a pound piece pregnant, shot the babe out similar it was a fart too pose on your size 0 jeans to become domicile from the infirmary (oh wait, y'all bitches don't believe inward hospitals). Us existent women gain l pounds, become through hours of grueling undertaking only to cease upward amongst c-sections too pour ourselves into our PajamaJeans to caput domicile from the hospital. So there.
From instantly on, remain at domicile amongst your Tom Bradys too Orlando Blooms from the infinitesimal the sperm meets the egg to virtually a yr afterwards your genetically blessed fiddling darling hits high school.
Signed,
All the existent moms who desire to punch y'all inward the vagina when y'all become out inward a bikini at 4 weeks postpartum. Bitch.
Please halt having children. Seriously. Stop. Stop wearing bikinis when y'all are xl weeks pregnant. Stop proverb y'all gave nascency naturally inward your bathtub too it was pain-free. Stop posting pictures of yourself breastfeeding. Stop proverb bottle feeding should move illegal. Stop proverb y'all did zippo to lose the weight but breastfeed. Stop running the catwalk vi weeks afterwards y'all order birth. Stop giving your idiotic opinions on kid rearing.
Just stop.
Let us normal gals retain only a shred of our dignity afterwards nosotros accept a babe yesteryear shutting the fuck upward virtually your pregnancies too post-birth experiences/bodies. We larn it. You accept the genes of a God, never gained a pound piece pregnant, shot the babe out similar it was a fart too pose on your size 0 jeans to become domicile from the infirmary (oh wait, y'all bitches don't believe inward hospitals). Us existent women gain l pounds, become through hours of grueling undertaking only to cease upward amongst c-sections too pour ourselves into our PajamaJeans to caput domicile from the hospital. So there.
From instantly on, remain at domicile amongst your Tom Bradys too Orlando Blooms from the infinitesimal the sperm meets the egg to virtually a yr afterwards your genetically blessed fiddling darling hits high school.
Signed,
All the existent moms who desire to punch y'all inward the vagina when y'all become out inward a bikini at 4 weeks postpartum. Bitch.