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Tainted Love

The Cool Cucumber has a novel friend. He REALLY loves his novel friend. We telephone telephone his novel friend Humpy Bear. Humpy Bear is a deport The Quiet Contemplator was given when The Cucumber arrived. She dons a pinkish t-shirt that reads, "I'm the big sister."

Humpy Bear has been violated. Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 lot. Though The Cucumber tin non fifty-fifty Army crawl yet, if you lot position Humpy Bear across the room, he volition teach to her inward ii seconds flat. Then cash inward one's chips along to pivot her downward in addition to suck on her face.

Help me!

I was trying to teach The Cucumber to crawl to me the other 24-hour interval in addition to he simply looked at me amongst feigned involvement in addition to stayed planted. Then, ADD Daddy position Humpy Bear inward front end of me in addition to The Cucumber raced to me similar I was on fire. Once he got to me, he crawled on piece of job past times of Humpy Bear in addition to forgot that I existed.

So, to amount it up, inward a mere half dozen months, I convey been replaced past times a stuffed creature that is constantly moisture in addition to smells of vomit. Nice.