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The Confessional

Confession from beau Boozehounds

I was heading habitation from a 4 lx minutes trip out of town amongst my seven yr old, seven calendar month old, Canis familiaris together with cat...  I had already suffered a apartment tire which resulted inwards me having to unload EVERYTHING to expire to the tire (100 score weather) together with it took a company lx minutes to expire dorsum on the road. My seven twelvemonth former decided betwixt towns to inform me he was STARVING together with I promised him at the side past times side town I would expire him McDonalds (a existent process for him). As nosotros came into the town I idea had one, it turned out it didn't. My boy went on together with on well-nigh me promising it together with maxim "you said" similar fifteen times. I tried together with tried to lovingly explicate I was incorrect together with hence I snapped...  I turned to my pathetic boy together with said, "Well, here's a tidings flashing for you... I don't f$&@ing know everything." I felt better. He sat stunned :)

ILBAB says: He was in all likelihood to a greater extent than stunned at the fact that you lot don't know everything if you lot were able to last the rugged conditions of fours hours inwards a machine amongst 2 kids together with 2 animals. Fuck McDonalds. That shit is intense.


When I was five, I poked my babysitter inwards the boobs amongst my index finger together with said "Ding Dong! Avon calling..."

ILBAB says: Ding Dong! Child protective services calling. Ha!


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