The Confessional
I bought roughly of those frozen vino drinks because they sounded fun/looked delicious (they were, inwards the nigh white trash of ways). When The Quiet Contemplator saw it inwards the glass, she insisted it was H2O ice cream too that she wanted some. Now. I told her it was wine. She kept annoying me yell for for roughly until I in conclusion said, "OK, sure. Try some. I hope yous won't similar it." She took 1 sip, backed away too said, "That's wine." She too thus backed away roughly to a greater extent than too said, "I don't similar wine." I died laughing. Don't telephone telephone DCFS. I knew she wouldn't similar it. She won't fifty-fifty sip juice.
Confession from a beau Boozehound
My toddler has taken to squeezing my boobs acre shrieking, "SQUEAKY!". AND, he exclusively does this inwards public.
ILBAB says: My god I hope to reckon yous 2 inwards the liquor aisle of Target soon.
The Confessional is forthwith open. Have something yous demand to repent for? Feel gratis to send me your sin too I volition aid your purge your demons.
Confession from a beau Boozehound
My toddler has taken to squeezing my boobs acre shrieking, "SQUEAKY!". AND, he exclusively does this inwards public.
ILBAB says: My god I hope to reckon yous 2 inwards the liquor aisle of Target soon.
The Confessional is forthwith open. Have something yous demand to repent for? Feel gratis to send me your sin too I volition aid your purge your demons.