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The Confessional

Sin from fellow a Boozehound: 

The nighttime my granddad died I was inwards college which of degree meant drinking heavily. Found out the tidings the adjacent morning time together with of degree headed to hold upwards alongside the family. Had 1 of the worst hangovers of my life [NEVER substitute vino coolers for margarita mix together with potable said concoction through carmine vines- merely saying] which I instead pulled off every bit severe grief together with they never knew different.

ILBAB says: This together with thus reminds me of the airplane pilot of Six Feet Under.

After doing crystal meth for the starting fourth dimension time, which her beau Gabe tells her is merely going to brand things "burn a niggling brighter", Claire gets a telephone phone telephone from her blood brother telling her her dad was merely killed.

Claire: I accept to go. My dad merely got striking past times a omnibus together with it broke his cervix together with he’s dead. I gotta larn alternative upwards my mom together with convey her to the morgue together with thus she tin put his body. (laughter) No, I’m non kidding. This is truly happening. And directly I’m high on crack!
Gabe: Crystal.
Claire: Whatever! So I gauge this whole hellish sense I’m close to larn through is merely gonna burn downward a niggling brighter now, right?! Great! Thank you! Fuck!

Overall though, minus the whole dead grandpa thing, I recall using vino coolers to brand margaritas together with drinking them out of Red Vines (far superior to Twizzlers) is an amazing concept together with nosotros should campaign this in 1 lawsuit again together.


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