Postpartum My Eggo Update: Week 4
Things that convey happened inwards the final week:
- I spilled a $2.99 drinking glass of Charles Shaw Chardonnay on our $1,500 laptop, basically rendering a real large paperweight. Hence, the lateness of this post. Craptastic.
- The Cool Cucumber slept all the agency through his commencement feeding i nighttime alone for me to wake upwards for his instant feeding to the commencement snowfall of the year. Magical.
- We convey decided that every fourth dimension i of our kids gets on our nerves hence bad that nosotros desire to scream at them that nosotros are going to give them upwards for adoption that nosotros volition but yell, "Twinkies!" at the summit of our lungs. It is a real effective stress reliever.
- The Cucumber in addition to I started infant yoga this week. When I whipped out a formula bottle to feed him in addition to hence proceeded to alter his non-cloth diaper, some of the harpies inwards the shape audibly gasped. Screw you, hippies. Mama has her hands total in addition to the final affair I ask is to comport unopen to is a shitty diaper all hateful solar daytime to brand y'all experience better. I recycle, hence there.