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Postpartum My Eggo Update: Week 4

Things that convey happened inwards the final week:

  1. I spilled a $2.99 drinking glass of Charles Shaw Chardonnay on our $1,500 laptop, basically rendering a real large paperweight. Hence, the lateness of this post. Craptastic.
  2. The Cool Cucumber slept all the agency through his commencement feeding i nighttime alone for me to wake upwards for his instant feeding to the commencement snowfall of the year. Magical.
  3. We convey decided that every fourth dimension i of our kids gets on our nerves hence bad that nosotros desire to scream at them that nosotros are going to give them upwards for adoption that nosotros volition but yell, "Twinkies!" at the summit of our lungs. It is a real effective stress reliever.
  4. The Cucumber in addition to I started infant yoga this week. When I whipped out a formula bottle to feed him in addition to hence proceeded to alter his non-cloth diaper, some of the harpies inwards the shape audibly gasped. Screw you, hippies. Mama has her hands total in addition to the final affair I ask is to comport unopen to is a shitty diaper all hateful solar daytime to brand y'all experience better. I recycle, hence there.
Postpartum tip of the week: If y'all maintain rail of baby's eating, sleeping in addition to pooping, download the gratuitous Similac Baby Journal app inwards iTunes. I did in addition to it is a life saver. With The Quiet Contemplator, nosotros kept rail of everything on newspaper inwards tiny stupid slots, this app allows us to maintain rail of The Cool Cucumber's activities inwards an organized fashion that helps us rail what he has done for the final day/week/month, electronic mail it to our Dr if needed, projection what he volition live on doing inwards the side yesteryear side coming days, etc. It rocks. It is groovy for pectus feeders, too. It fifty-fifty let's y'all tape which boob y'all are feeding from. The pee/poop recording business office cracks me. There are 3 muddied diapers y'all select from. One alongside a bluish trouble inwards the front, i alongside a bluish trouble in addition to brownish location in addition to i alongside but a brownish spot. If that isn't funny enough, in i lawsuit y'all select the right diaper, y'all come inwards a covert alongside a slide downward of similar fifteen colors of poop in addition to some other slide downward alongside similar fifteen consistencies. Being this detailed or recording it at all mightiness appear stupid to some of you, but it came inwards hella handy when The Cucumber got constipated in addition to nosotros needed to rail when the final fourth dimension he genuinely went was in addition to study all of the details to our pediatrician. Anyhoodle. If y'all are interested, y'all tin download it for gratuitous here. Enjoy!