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Postpartum My Eggo Update: Week 5

Things that convey happened inwards the final week:
  1. While applying Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 + D ointment to The Cool Cucumber's peanut, ADD Daddy asked me if Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 + D stood for A** +D*ck. I replied, "I uncertainty it, but I intend nosotros should contact them most changing their slogan."
  2. While belongings The Cucumber, I smelled something funky. I asked him if he was but farting or if he pooped his pants. ADD Daddy asked if I was talking to him. I repeated what I said in addition to asked if he actually idea I was talking to him. He replied, "Oh. I didn't listen the final part." Um. OK.
  3. I find, that no affair that nosotros convey 3,000 of them some the house, that I NEVER convey a burp stuff when The Cucumber barfs everywhere. How is this fifty-fifty possible. Does it convey something to create amongst the space-time continuum?
Postpartum tip of the week: Aquaphor plant for mamas, too. Whether you lot convey a chip of your ain diaper rash from constantly wearing a pad or things are a lilliputian crude oil some the sew together area, slap some Aquaphor on it in addition to telephone holler upwardly it a day. As I convey said before, Aquaphor is awesome. I role it on diaper rash, burns, cuts, dry out skin, pretty much whatever ailment a baby/mama tin dismiss convey of the skin.

Funniest Google search that led person to I similar beer in addition to babies this week: thermomiter (sp) inwards pee hole. Um...ouch. It doesn't become there. It is bad plenty that it sometimes goes inwards the butt.