The Confessional
I bring been known to bring gas that tin clear a room. In college, I farted inward the machine in addition to my roommate had to hang her caput out of the window piece dry-heaving. When I constitute out I was important the kickoff time, nosotros were on a cabin trip amongst friends. My gas was then bad that they truly exiled me to the outdoors in addition to wouldn't allowed to swallow amongst them. Is it incorrect that I am proud of these events?
The Confessional is instantly open. Have something y'all require to repent for? Feel costless to send me your sin in addition to I volition aid your purge your demons.
Sins from immature homo Boozehounds:
Every twelvemonth the mortgage companionship sends us our overage cheque from the escrow account, in addition to I deposit it inward my describe concern human relationship without telling my husband. I don't intend he fifty-fifty knows at that spot IS an overage, fifty-fifty though the belongings taxes piece of occupation on to fall.
ILBAB says: I bring done the same thing. Any twelvemonth that I don't larn a metro cheque amount of costless money, I am real disappointed.
My 3 calendar week one-time boy is non circumcised, which mightiness afterward ready him apart from his buddies, but...his penis is HUGE. And I am secretly thrilled. Call me shallow in addition to whack, simply it seems that if y'all bring a big penis, all other flaws tin endure overlooked. Is that kinda similar beingness blond? Or having big boobs? If so, my kid has it made.
ILBAB says: Big penis on a niggling peanut. Very funny.
When I was inward eighth cast (nearly 25 years ago), I broke both my arms at the same fourth dimension piece babysitting. To this day, my woman bring upwards in addition to the kid's woman bring upwards nonetheless believe that I broke my arms yesteryear tripping over a java table. Truth is, the kid in addition to I pushed all the slice of furniture together in addition to were jumping from slice to piece. I landed off residue on the java table, in addition to it slipped out from nether me in addition to landed on elevation of me. Bottom line: Don't trust me amongst children! (I'm a mom of two.)
ILBAB says: Bottom line: y'all audio similar a kick-ass babysitter! What are y'all doing on Saturday?
The Confessional is instantly open. Have something y'all require to repent for? Feel costless to send me your sin in addition to I volition aid your purge your demons.
Sins from immature homo Boozehounds:
Every twelvemonth the mortgage companionship sends us our overage cheque from the escrow account, in addition to I deposit it inward my describe concern human relationship without telling my husband. I don't intend he fifty-fifty knows at that spot IS an overage, fifty-fifty though the belongings taxes piece of occupation on to fall.
ILBAB says: I bring done the same thing. Any twelvemonth that I don't larn a metro cheque amount of costless money, I am real disappointed.
My 3 calendar week one-time boy is non circumcised, which mightiness afterward ready him apart from his buddies, but...his penis is HUGE. And I am secretly thrilled. Call me shallow in addition to whack, simply it seems that if y'all bring a big penis, all other flaws tin endure overlooked. Is that kinda similar beingness blond? Or having big boobs? If so, my kid has it made.
ILBAB says: Big penis on a niggling peanut. Very funny.
When I was inward eighth cast (nearly 25 years ago), I broke both my arms at the same fourth dimension piece babysitting. To this day, my woman bring upwards in addition to the kid's woman bring upwards nonetheless believe that I broke my arms yesteryear tripping over a java table. Truth is, the kid in addition to I pushed all the slice of furniture together in addition to were jumping from slice to piece. I landed off residue on the java table, in addition to it slipped out from nether me in addition to landed on elevation of me. Bottom line: Don't trust me amongst children! (I'm a mom of two.)
ILBAB says: Bottom line: y'all audio similar a kick-ass babysitter! What are y'all doing on Saturday?