While I was out.
I idea I would give you lot a wrap-up of what went downwards piece I was on motherhood leave. Enjoy.
- I changed 876 diapers (seriously)
- I washed, filled in addition to fed 588 bottles (seriously)
- I was vomited on 588 times afterward feeding The Cool Cucumber 588 bottles
- I was peed on
- I was pooped on
- I cried countless times out of frustration
- I drank ten cases of Trader Joe's vino to medicate said frustration
- I ruined 2 laptops
- I cutting off a pes of my hair
- I watched vii seasons of Project Runway
- I watched 2 seasons of True Blood
- I enjoyed many mommy playdates amongst a novel friend in addition to her baby
- I got a handsome piddling man child through the starting fourth dimension iii calendar month of his life in addition to didn't interruption him