My trip to Cancun amongst
Motherhood: Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 Descent into Madness was all that it was hyped upward to be. There were speedboats, tequila shots, shirtless men, sunburns together with fifty-fifty about Faceslurring (drunken
Facebooking) twunking (drunken
tweeting). Here is simply a gustation of what went down.
First, I picked her upward from the aerodrome inwards the
Rambone.
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| We both made signs for each other. Because nosotros are geeks. |
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| We meet! |
Then nosotros went to instruct pedicures together with had luncheon (complete amongst booze, of course).
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| This is me inwards the shop subsequently nosotros got pedicures. Note my stylin' shoes... |
After lunch, I took Elizabeth to my household to run across the fam. I can't intend of anything to a greater extent than awkward for her on the aspect upward of the public but she was a stone star together with The Quiet Contemplator loved her. We together with hence went out for to a greater extent than drinks, followed past times dinner.
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| Martinis! I bring no regard why I expect hence drunk... |
We called it a nighttime early on since nosotros had to live at the aerodrome at the buttcrack. Then, nosotros were off to Mexico.
This was what happened our kickoff day/night:  |
| So pretty. The alone employment is that it tastes similar shit. |
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| Free 24-hour access to beer together with vino on tap = sky on earth. |
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| We relaxed on the beach. |
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| And together with hence got real drunk. |
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| Surrounded past times shirtless dudes. |
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| And to a greater extent than shirtless dudes. |
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| And it was real windy (and I expect similar Taylor Swift). |
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| Seriously. Very windy. |
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| And you lot tin gild a whole tray of booze at a time. FOR FREE! |
This was what happened our instant day/night:  |
| Then nosotros woke upward to a Stage iv hangover together with this. |
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| So nosotros did this for breakfast, of course. |
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| And about of this. Drink Malibu together with milk. It tastes similar a smile. You're welcome. |
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| Then to a greater extent than of this. |
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| With these dudes. |
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| This is Chris. He woke upward the adjacent solar daytime amongst a broken nose. He doesn't know why. |
This was what happened our 3rd together with lastly day/night: So nosotros were exhausted together with wanted a intermission from non-stop drinking. So, to relax, nosotros decided to mass a self-guided speedboat tour to snorkel the reefs. Not my brightest idea.
Anyway. I am scared of snorkeling. It makes me experience claustrophobic. But I am also an idiot together with glutton for punishment, hence I did it anyway. Want to know what makes snorkeling inwards the opened upward bounding main fifty-fifty to a greater extent than scary? Starting shark calendar week correct earlier you lot leave of absence inwards the opened upward bounding main to swim with...SHARKS! Yeah. That happened.
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| I paid $9 for viii tampons. Who said United Mexican US was cheap? |
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| So nosotros got our gear. |
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| Suited up. |
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| And took off for our dive. |
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| I drove. |
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| And got burned similar a bitch. |
The adjacent solar daytime nosotros got up, boarded a plane together with went dorsum to reality.
The end.
For to a greater extent than details on the debauchery, take in this ship service past times
Motherhood.
Our trip was booked past times the lovely Amy at
Destinations past times Amy. You tin also uncovering her sharing move tips on
Facebook.
