Mexico has no visit what is most to hitting it...
So me together with Motherhood: Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 Descent Into Madness met via the blogosphere together with receive got fallen madly inward beloved (awesomesauce, crazy mama, alcohol-based love, non Chasing Amy love, sickos). As a result, nosotros receive got decided to run into inward person. Not inward a feeling-out-the-crazy-slowly-over-chai-lattes variety of way.
No, nosotros are going balls to the wall together with taking a trip to United Mexican States for our outset hullabaloo. That's right. Three nights, inward a unusual country, staying inward a hotel room that has its ain liquor dispensers hanging from the wall.
Totally sane, right? No? You are but jellies! Hater. She totally is non going to stab me inward my sleep. Right? RIGHT? Right.
Anyway, inward an endeavor to at to the lowest degree variety of know what nosotros are getting ourselves into, nosotros formed this questionnaire inward the same agency I do things amongst my kids, inward the eat, sleep, poop fellowship (booze is non apropro amongst the kiddies, thence that comes later.) Both of our answers are below.
A niggling flake to a greater extent than close moi:
Eat:
Do y'all dig on swine?
Totally sane, right? No? You are but jellies! Hater. She totally is non going to stab me inward my sleep. Right? RIGHT? Right.
Anyway, inward an endeavor to at to the lowest degree variety of know what nosotros are getting ourselves into, nosotros formed this questionnaire inward the same agency I do things amongst my kids, inward the eat, sleep, poop fellowship (booze is non apropro amongst the kiddies, thence that comes later.) Both of our answers are below.
A niggling flake to a greater extent than close moi:
Eat:
Do y'all dig on swine?
My favorite poem:
Roses are red.
Bacon is also red.
Poems are hard.
Bacon.
Roses are red.
Bacon is also red.
Poems are hard.
Bacon.
Eat dairy?
Milk amongst H2O ice inward it is my favorite hangover cure. Sorry if that makes y'all dry out heave.
Consume to a greater extent than calories than a lumberjack? Oh, yes. I eat a lot. I hateful a whole lot. Especially when boozer or hungover. The amount of nutrient I tin receive got downward could also atomic number 82 to y'all dry out heaving. Sorry.
Actually eat? See above.
Favorite cuisine? Mexican together with Italian. And anything fried amongst cheese. Mmmm…cheese sticks.
Are y'all allergic to anything other than David Hasselhoff's breast hair?
Bees, but I volition essay non to eat them. Though I did almost swallow 1 that was inward my beer once. While on a boat. In the pump of a lake. With no epi pen. My friend Danimal said he would receive got totally trached me amongst a Bic pen if needed though, thence I was cool.
Sleep:
Do y'all receive got whatever weird sleeping habits?
Sleep:
Do y'all receive got whatever weird sleeping habits?
I role ear plugs together with slumber inward a weird seat that I in 1 trial read inward a journal is called the "flamingo". Also, the terminal fourth dimension I was inward New Orleans, I had a dreamed that I was trapped inward a sealed cupboard amongst no calorie-free together with a soul came yesteryear to state me inward a super creepy vocalisation that I would never escape. Needless to say, I woke upward drenched inward travail together with COMPLETELY freaking out. But that totally won't move on this time…
The exclusively other nightmares I receive got are that spiders are falling on me from the ceiling. So if y'all reckon me clawing at the air together with maxim "get away!" it is but me battling the imaginary spiders. Just curl over together with leave of absence me to defeat their legion of webbed minions.
The exclusively other nightmares I receive got are that spiders are falling on me from the ceiling. So if y'all reckon me clawing at the air together with maxim "get away!" it is but me battling the imaginary spiders. Just curl over together with leave of absence me to defeat their legion of webbed minions.
Night owl, morning time soul or both?
Both. With the correct amount of alcohol together with douchebaggery, I tin easily last swayed to remain upward good yesteryear my green ix p.m. bedtime, but I even thence commonly wake upward at the buttcrack. Sorry. I hope to caput to the gym or local cheese stick articulation if I wake upward at six a.m.
Poop:
Any medical weather condition I postulate to know close (IBS is a serious medical condition, BTW)?
Poop:
Any medical weather condition I postulate to know close (IBS is a serious medical condition, BTW)?
Nope. I dubiety my hippothyroidism volition drive whatever problems worse than my fatty donkey splitting my pants on the trip the calorie-free fantastic toe floor, thence nosotros are all set.
Do y'all receive got excessive flatulence?
Not regularly, but let's last honest, stinky farts together with hangovers larn paw inward hand. So, all nosotros genuinely postulate to do is larn on the same page amongst poo spray. Are y'all for it or against it? I am against it unless it is 1 of those ozone ones that doesn't genuinely receive got a smell. The sweetness smelling ones but larn inward odour similar y'all took a poop inward the pump of the flooring together with thence decided to comprehend it upward amongst rose petals. Great, instantly I am dry out heaving.
Booze:
What is your alcohol tolerance level?
Booze:
What is your alcohol tolerance level?
First off, I am German. Second off, I went to Southern Illinois University. Let's but say, inward a drinking contest, I would brand Russell Crowe hold back similar a gigantic pussy.
What is your booze of choice?
Beer or wine. Not much of a mixed drinker but I do similar margaritas.
Are y'all a puker?
I receive got a cast atomic set out 26 stomach. I won't larn inward how much alcohol I tin eat without ralphing, but it would likely brand together with Irishman cry.
What are your hangovers like?
Not bad, though I am non every bit inward practise every bit I used to be. The best cure is but to start the shampoo outcome yesteryear having a pilus of the dog. Plus, I am bringing my zofran from morning time sickness together with a gigantic bottle of Tylenol, thence nosotros volition last all set.
Can y'all rally when needed?
Fuck yes! See above.
Do y'all similar dancing/karaoke/shots?
Yes. Yes. together with Yes. Though doing all 3 inward combination could atomic number 82 to me existence arrested. Or an meshing superstar. Hello, YouTube!
Are y'all a belligerent or tearing drunk?
No together with no. I am an obnoxious drunk, but that is but a affair of taste.
Misc.:
Do y'all shower regularly together with role deodorant?
Misc.:
Do y'all shower regularly together with role deodorant?
Yes, except for Sundays. In my trace of piece of work solid unit of measurement that is a holy 24-hour interval called, "No shower Sundays". This does non apply on vacations though together with deodorant is ever allowed.
Beatles or Stones?
Depends on my mood, really. Let's give this the college test, shall we? If I was smoking' inward my dorm room, Beatles; if I was wasted at a frat party, Stones.
Roth or Hagar?
Roth for master music, Hagar for a alive performance. Cabo Wabo, baby.
You're getting called upward to the plate, what is your at-bat song?
Black Betty yesteryear Ram Jam. Hands down.
Are y'all going to essay to kill/molest me inward my sleep?
No together with no, though I already warned y'all that I similar to experience boobs when I larn drunk, every bit documented here.
A niggling flake close Motherhood: Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 Descent Into Madness:
Eat:
Do y'all dig on swine?
Eat:
Do y'all dig on swine?
Bacon is the best thing inward the world. However, if y'all receive got a personal employment amongst it, I volition abstain out of observe for you. Fuck that, no I won't. I'll last inward the closet, shoveling it downward amongst both hands similar a raging baconholic.
Eat dairy?
I eat together with drinkable dairy. I eat together with drinkable most things, except smelly cheese, deer together with lamb together with other weird creatures. As a side note, I do non drinkable my piss (seriously, people do that). I know, WTF? Why did I fifty-fifty convey that up? Answer: I don't know, really. My heed is real random.
Consume to a greater extent than calories than a lumberjack?
I receive got a very healthy appetite. I eat every bit much every bit or to a greater extent than than my husband. When nosotros exit to eat, he knows to allow me scavenger hunt on his plate earlier letting the server receive got it or I'll boot him inward the balls.
Actually eat?
See above. I am a fucking pig.
Favorite cuisine?
I could non fifty-fifty get down to reply that question. I similar it ALL. Except for squealer balls together with monkey brains, weird shit similar that.
Are y'all allergic to anything other than David Hasselhoff's breast hair?
*GAG* Do asshole people count? Otherwise, no.
Sleep:
Do y'all receive got whatever weird sleeping habits?
Sleep:
Do y'all receive got whatever weird sleeping habits?
No. I sleep. I may wake upward to pee. Then I larn dorsum to sleep. I similar to slumber on my side amongst a trunk pillow or something inward betwixt my knees. I similar to nap when I tin because I pretty much unopen downward if I larn also tired. But I'll last thence excited to last out of the dry soil together with away from my kids that I'll likely last okay non napping.
Night owl, morning time soul or both?
Night owl, morning time soul or both?
What is a "morning person?" They audio similar a goddamn freak. I am a nighttime owl. I prefer to larn to bed belatedly together with slumber late. But since having kids, I receive got been forced out of that schedule together with am somewhat flexible. However: if y'all wake me upward at six a.m., I'll boot y'all inward the balls.
Poop:
Any medical weather condition I postulate to know close (IBS is a serious medical condition, BTW)?
Poop:
Any medical weather condition I postulate to know close (IBS is a serious medical condition, BTW)?
I receive got no medical weather condition that volition acquit upon y'all or this trip. But I volition brand certain the hotel has enough of privy newspaper for your IBS.
Do y'all receive got excessive flatulence?
Do y'all receive got excessive flatulence?
No, but if I receive got to fart, I volition larn inward the bath similar a fucking lady.
Who are nosotros kidding amongst all this? Between the water, food, together with excessive drinking, we're going to last similar the scene inward Bridesmaids where 1 is on the pot together with the other is on the sink. I telephone telephone the sink, exclusively thence I tin scream at y'all to "LOOK AWAY!" And, thence I tin receive got the esteemed honour of having shit inward a sink. We should likely pack some room spray.
Booze:
What is your alcohol tolerance level?
I likely shouldn't specify, but trust me when I state that it's extremely high. I volition non crap out on y'all after a few bottles of champagne - for me. I'm German. I receive got milk thistle for my liver. I launder it downward amongst vodka or wine.
What is your booze of choice?
Vodka or champagne. Rum works, too.
Are y'all a puker?
Not since college. No, I wasn't bulimic. Just growing my alcohol tolerance level. And yes, I volition agree your pilus dorsum for y'all together with move on your facial expression upward out of the piss together with garbage when y'all are puking inward the gutter on our agency dorsum to the hotel. But if y'all shit your pants, you're on your own. Just kidding. I'd fifty-fifty aid y'all then. Occasionally, very occasionally, when I drinkable also much, I larn these vasovagal responses, where I larn lightheaded together with experience super, SUPER sick together with travail similar I'm dying. Probably because I'm genuinely unopen to dying. I but larn prevarication on the cool bath flooring for a while, together with thence I'm all better.
What are your hangovers like?
I but desire to sleep, together with and thence eat carby, disgusting nutrient to brand my nausea larn away together with drinkable a twosome of gallons of water.
Can y'all rally when needed?
What just do y'all hateful yesteryear "rally". If some dude tries to rape you, I'll fucking kill him amongst my bare hands together with a stick or whatever else is laying around. But I won't larn inward a bar struggle amongst you. However, if you're talking close y'all waking me upward at 3 inward the morning time to larn drinkable some more, fuck yeah, I'll rally.
Do y'all similar dancing/karaoke/shots?
I similar dancing, loathe karaoke, shots, meh. Maybe hither or there. I'll scout y'all karaoke, though. And express mirth my donkey off.
Are y'all a belligerent or tearing drunk?
Nope. Just totally obnoxious (more than usual) together with swear to a greater extent than than usual, too. I loathe belligerent, tearing drunks. Dealt amongst them when I worked inward a jail. Over it.
Misc.:
Do y'all shower regularly together with role deodorant?
Do y'all shower regularly together with role deodorant?
Yes together with yes, together with I hope y'all do, too, because I receive got a SERIOUS ISSUE amongst bad smells.
Beatles or Stones?
Mmm. I don't know. Not genuinely into either. ...I KNOW. *Cowering inward shame.* No, I'm not. I don't give a shit.
Roth or Hagar?
Not a huge Van Halen fan, either.
You're getting called upward to the plate, what is your at-bat song?
That is thence difficult to pick. "Cum on Feel The Noize" yesteryear Quiet Riot, or "Live Wire," "Kickstart My Heart" or "Wild Side" yesteryear Motley Crue, or "Hero" yesteryear Ministry. TOTAL METALHEAD HERE.
Are y'all going to essay to kill/molest me inward my sleep?
First off, no I'm non going to kill y'all inward your sleep. Everyone knows we'll last together thence that would but last dumb. However, I AM going to follow y'all abode together with alive inward your attic together with piece of cake eat mad amounts of Chinese nutrient spell watching your every move. Especially inward the bathroom.
Nor am I going to molest you. I pump cock, according to what my hubby lovingly writes on my facial expression upward inward pictures; I'm non into the pootang. And I beg of y'all non to kill or molest me, either.
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