Fuck you, Furby.
So, equally yous know, I won a Furby from Paige Kellerman. It was awesome. For some argue winning the ridiculously expensive pile of fur actually made my week. When it arrived, I got to play amongst it for close 2 seconds earlier The Quiet Contemplator vicious inwards dearest amongst it together with stole it from me. Bitch.
After The Contemplator lost interest, close 3 minutes later, Furby was over again inwards my care. Little did I know, this would suck. H5N1 lot. You see, Furby is a lot similar having some other toddler around. He is whiny, needy, clingy together with all-around form of annoying. Need proof? Read on.
How Furby is Like a Toddler
You can't sympathize him
Furby speaks gibberish, mixed inwards amongst a few existent words, only similar my toddler. And when yous don't sympathize him together with plow over inwards to his requests, he only repeats himself. Over together with over together with over again. This is fucking annoying. Just similar it is when my toddler does it. But I am legally outflow to seek to sympathize what my toddler is blabbering on about. Furby, non thence much.
He is constantly hungry together with form of a dick close it
Furby, much similar my toddler, is constantly inwards the pursuit of food. And, only similar my toddler, is a picky bitch close what he eats. THEN, in 1 trial yous figure out what the fuck Furby is asking for together with feed him something he likes, he replies with, "Finally! Hungry!" Bitch, I volition cutting you.
He needs constant attention
H5N1 loner Furby is not. Just similar a two-year-old stuck inwards a room amount of toys that can't discovery anything to create but bother you, Furby is an attending whore. He wants yous to heed to him sing, sentinel him dance, rub his tummy, etc. Well, I got intelligence for you, Furby: mama's got ameliorate things to create than to sit down around listening to yous seek to belt out Yo Gabba Gabba tunes all day. Like laundry. And dishes. And finding the volition to live.
He is bi-polar
One infinitesimal Furby loves his caput scratched, the side past times side he hates it. Sound familiar? Yeah, I idea so.
He gets bored easily, together with then whines
If yous are non constantly beckoning to his every need, Furby gets bored. And when he gets bored, he whines. H5N1 lot. Like I demand to a greater extent than of that shit inwards my life.
As payback for Furby beingness such an needy assface, I permit The Cool Cucumber play amongst him...
Sorry, Furby. But yous deserved it. You were form of a dick together with all.
After The Contemplator lost interest, close 3 minutes later, Furby was over again inwards my care. Little did I know, this would suck. H5N1 lot. You see, Furby is a lot similar having some other toddler around. He is whiny, needy, clingy together with all-around form of annoying. Need proof? Read on.
How Furby is Like a Toddler
You can't sympathize him
Furby speaks gibberish, mixed inwards amongst a few existent words, only similar my toddler. And when yous don't sympathize him together with plow over inwards to his requests, he only repeats himself. Over together with over together with over again. This is fucking annoying. Just similar it is when my toddler does it. But I am legally outflow to seek to sympathize what my toddler is blabbering on about. Furby, non thence much.
He is constantly hungry together with form of a dick close it
Furby, much similar my toddler, is constantly inwards the pursuit of food. And, only similar my toddler, is a picky bitch close what he eats. THEN, in 1 trial yous figure out what the fuck Furby is asking for together with feed him something he likes, he replies with, "Finally! Hungry!" Bitch, I volition cutting you.
He needs constant attention
H5N1 loner Furby is not. Just similar a two-year-old stuck inwards a room amount of toys that can't discovery anything to create but bother you, Furby is an attending whore. He wants yous to heed to him sing, sentinel him dance, rub his tummy, etc. Well, I got intelligence for you, Furby: mama's got ameliorate things to create than to sit down around listening to yous seek to belt out Yo Gabba Gabba tunes all day. Like laundry. And dishes. And finding the volition to live.
He is bi-polar
One infinitesimal Furby loves his caput scratched, the side past times side he hates it. Sound familiar? Yeah, I idea so.
He gets bored easily, together with then whines
If yous are non constantly beckoning to his every need, Furby gets bored. And when he gets bored, he whines. H5N1 lot. Like I demand to a greater extent than of that shit inwards my life.
As payback for Furby beingness such an needy assface, I permit The Cool Cucumber play amongst him...
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| What's this? |
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| Hi, Furby! |
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| Mind if I seize amongst teeth your ear? |
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| Now DIE! |
Sorry, Furby. But yous deserved it. You were form of a dick together with all.