The ten Commandments of Mommying
Thou shalt award no other mommies earlier thine self (even Gwyneth has her issues).
Thou shalt alone laissez passer on inwards to wine. Never laissez passer on inwards to the whine.
Thou shalt non shell thine self upwards over mommy meltdowns (we all lose our shit every instantly in addition to then).
Thou shalt non worry virtually stretch marks in addition to babe weight.
Thou shalt regard Goldfish a nutritional nutrient grouping (they are both dairy in addition to a starch, later on all).
Thou shalt alloweth thine self a Mommy Mulligan when needed.
Thou shalt alloweth thine self a fourth dimension out when needed (even God took a solar daytime to rest).
Thou shalt purpose the response "Because I said so" at will, peculiarly later on the 13th utterance of the give-and-take "why".
Thou shall covet i of the Ryans (Gosling, Reynolds, Phillippe, you lot choose).
Thou shalt recall that you lot are the best (and only) damned mommy your kids got.
Thou shalt alone laissez passer on inwards to wine. Never laissez passer on inwards to the whine.
Thou shalt non shell thine self upwards over mommy meltdowns (we all lose our shit every instantly in addition to then).
Thou shalt non worry virtually stretch marks in addition to babe weight.
Thou shalt regard Goldfish a nutritional nutrient grouping (they are both dairy in addition to a starch, later on all).
Thou shalt alloweth thine self a Mommy Mulligan when needed.
Thou shalt alloweth thine self a fourth dimension out when needed (even God took a solar daytime to rest).
Thou shalt purpose the response "Because I said so" at will, peculiarly later on the 13th utterance of the give-and-take "why".
Thou shall covet i of the Ryans (Gosling, Reynolds, Phillippe, you lot choose).
Thou shalt recall that you lot are the best (and only) damned mommy your kids got.