A Few Funnies
Things that I convey truly said out loud to my daughter:
Kids are Gross
Please halt eating the nutrient y'all notice inwards the couch.
The john is non a table, honey. We create non pose our nutrient on there.
Kids are Weird
Are y'all having some carve upward of stroke or something? What on earth is incorrect alongside you?
Honey, delight don't sit down on your brothers face.
Poor Kitty
Kitty doesn't similar you. Please halt playing alongside her.
We don't osculation the kitty alongside an opened upward mouth.
We don't sit down on the cat, nosotros pet the cat.
Things My Daughter Has Said:
After catching the odour of something funky.
The Quiet Contemplator: Mommy did y'all poopy?
Me: No only I farted.
After watching me become to the bath (Can a mama larn some privacy upward inwards here!?!)
The Quiet Contemplator: Yay, mommy! You pee peed on the potty!
Me: Thanks. I was excited, too.
Things friends' kids convey said:
After picking a booger out of her son's nose, my friend's boy said, "Don't consume it, Mommy." My friend replied, "OK. I'll crusade non to."
While dancing some together with playing alongside his, um, baggage, my friends piffling man child gleefully exclaimed, "There's candy inwards there! There's candy inwards there! " Um, I am pretty certain that is non candy.
While she was pregnant, my friend's boy asked her to run into the baby, then she lifted upward her shirt to present her belly together with he said, "Wow! Your belly push is big. I tin go check inwards there. Daddy could check inwards there."
While my friend was eating out at a eatery alongside her hubby together with two-year-old son, the waitress asked her boy how he was liking the spinach artichoke dip. He responded, "It sucks." Check please.
Kids are Gross
Please halt eating the nutrient y'all notice inwards the couch.
The john is non a table, honey. We create non pose our nutrient on there.
Kids are Weird
Are y'all having some carve upward of stroke or something? What on earth is incorrect alongside you?
Honey, delight don't sit down on your brothers face.
Poor Kitty
Kitty doesn't similar you. Please halt playing alongside her.
We don't osculation the kitty alongside an opened upward mouth.
We don't sit down on the cat, nosotros pet the cat.
Things My Daughter Has Said:
After catching the odour of something funky.
The Quiet Contemplator: Mommy did y'all poopy?
Me: No only I farted.
After watching me become to the bath (Can a mama larn some privacy upward inwards here!?!)
The Quiet Contemplator: Yay, mommy! You pee peed on the potty!
Me: Thanks. I was excited, too.
Things friends' kids convey said:
After picking a booger out of her son's nose, my friend's boy said, "Don't consume it, Mommy." My friend replied, "OK. I'll crusade non to."
While dancing some together with playing alongside his, um, baggage, my friends piffling man child gleefully exclaimed, "There's candy inwards there! There's candy inwards there! " Um, I am pretty certain that is non candy.
While she was pregnant, my friend's boy asked her to run into the baby, then she lifted upward her shirt to present her belly together with he said, "Wow! Your belly push is big. I tin go check inwards there. Daddy could check inwards there."
While my friend was eating out at a eatery alongside her hubby together with two-year-old son, the waitress asked her boy how he was liking the spinach artichoke dip. He responded, "It sucks." Check please.