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The Confessional

While at a formal event, a friend of mine jokingly convinced me to punch an inanimate object. Said punch landed me amongst a broken finger. Rather than become to the infirmary together with immature adult woman the party, I grabbed a bucket of champagne, pose the broken finger inward the ice, popped opened upwardly the bottle together with proceeded to potable it amongst my expert hand. This is in all likelihood why my finger looks similar this to this day:
Note the creepy curvature on my telephone finger nearly my eye.

The Confessional is straightaway open. Have something y'all take away to repent for? Feel gratis to send me your sin together with I volition assist your purge your demons.



Sins from swain Boozehounds:

After I finished telling my ii yr. onetime for the 10th fourth dimension that she could non swallow dinner inward my bed I followed it upwardly amongst a prissy firm, “End Of Story”. She quipped dorsum amongst a, “Do y'all know or together with thus other story?”. I flipped her off. I didn’t know or together with thus other story.

ILBAB says: Appropriate. And awesome.